i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
(via cantbebroughtdown)
me:
turn left and make a stop at mcdonalds
me:
wait stop there's a hot guy at that bus stop turn the fuck around
me:
who actually slows down at a yellow light what the fuck is wrong with you
me:
ew bitch I hate on the right, run her over
me:
there's po pos at the corner yo slow the fuck down this isn't Tokyo drift do you wanna die
me:
oh shit sorry I was looking at the hot guy in the car that's clearly better than yours my bad you were supposed to take the last exit
me:
wait where the fuck are we









